Bless her, she tries so hard
“Am I doing it right, girls?
“How about now?”
“I’m not sure what’s going on, but I’ll pretend I’m sitting on invisible furniture.”
“I’ll just keep doing my invisible furniture thing. Am I even in the picture?”
“I’m shaking it up a little. I call this one “the invisible bowling ball.”
“Ok, I did some research on the internet, and if my calculations are correct this is what you call a “sexy pose”.”